I'm 2!

I had such a good day today!  I got so many cool toys!  

 

And now, since I'm 2 and all, I thought I would set some guidelines for my loved ones to take note of.

1. Do NOT ride my bike or touch it!  In fact, don't even look at it!

2. If you see me with my new bat, you better steer clear.  I am not responsible for anything that happens if you ignore this warning.

3. If I want something that you have, you better give it to me, or else!

4. If you wake me up before I think it's time, you better be ready to suffer the consequences.

5. I really like to snuggle right when I wake up, so be prepared to not do anything else for about 20 minutes.  If you do, I will scream.

6. I love to play hockey, so don't even think about taking away my hockey stick.

7. I will say your name as many times as it takes for you to pay attention to me.

8. Do NOT take me out of my bath before I am ready to get out.  

9. Do NOT put me in the little baby part of the grocery cart!  Or I will stiffen up my entire body so that it doesn't even bend and then I'll scream and everyone around us will think that you're hurting me.

10. If you don't put the movie on right when I get into the car, I will scream and yell until it comes on.

I think this is a good start.  It may seem a little overwhelming right now, but if we work as a team, we will all be happy.  Here's to another great year!